“Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably wound up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster.”

“God created men to test the souls of women.”

“Heroism' often consists in keeping your head in an emergency and doing the best you can with what you have instead of panicking and being shot in the tail. People who fight this way win more battles than do intentional heroes; a glory hound often throws away the lives of his mates as well as his own.”

“Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.”

“Live and learn, or you don't live long.”