“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

“Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.”

“The amazing activity of the cat is delicately balanced by his capacity for relaxation. Every household should contain a cat, not only for decorative and domestic values, but because the cat in quiescence is medicinal to irritable, tense, tortured men and women.”

“A blanket could be used to divide people. All men who oppose me should get on top of the blanket, and all women who support me would be well advised get naked and get under the blanket. One at a time, please. 
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“It might be that the biggest division in the world isn't men and women but folks who like cats and folks who like dogs" - (L.T.'s Theory of Pets)”

“Often, men want money to get women, or to use women to get money, or both at the same time.”