“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”

“If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.”

“Talking with a Martian is something like talking with an echo. You don't get any argument but you don't get results either.”

“Government! Three-fourths parasitic and the rest stupid fumbling - oh, Harshaw concluded that man, a social animal, could not avoid government, any more than an individual could escape bondage to his bowels. But simply because an evil was inescapable was no reason to term it "good." He wished that government would wander off and get lost! (96)”

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

“Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.”

“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”