“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”
“All evil and good is petty before Nature. Personally, we take comfort from this, that there is a universe to admire that cannot be twisted to villainy or good, but which simply is.”
“Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.”
“It is a characteristic of the weak and criminal to attribute to others the misfortunes that are the result of their own wickedness.”
“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
“It was a stupid thing to hold onto, but when one doesn't have much to celebrate in the way of physical attributes, ankles matter.”