“In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette”

“I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.”

“Are you going to shake my hand,or am I going to rip your heart out?”

“Went with one (Assassin) for a while... lovely lass, but she couldn't keep her mouth shut, even in bed. Sometimes I wonder if any profession really guards its secrets as closely as they claim.”

“Run through those time measurements again," Aahz grumbled."In seconds, minutes, hours....""Minutes! We've got a few minutes.”

“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”

“One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.”