“Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.”
“Writer's block? I've heard of this. This is when a writer cannot write, yes? Then that person isn't a writer anymore. I'm sorry, but the job is getting up in the fucking morning and writing for a living.”
“You can live with me in this house I've built out of writers blocks.”
“writing about a writer's block is better than not writing at all”
“All I do know, for certain, after 53 years in this business, is that writers who sincerely think that their language can represent reality ought to be plumbers.”
“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”