“New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.”

“Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.”

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”

“We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.”

“A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.”

“After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.”

“Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. ”