“The free-lance writer is one who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.”

“A freelance writer is paid per word, per piece, perhaps.”

“Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one”

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”

“One, two, three / Buckle my shoe.”

“One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.”

“Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.”