“The only cure for a real hangover is death.”
“Only death can cure the hip dilettante.”
“Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.”
“Do-gooding is like treating hemophilia - the real cure is to let hemophiliacs bleed to death...before they breed more hemophiliacs.”
“Death is the only real elegance.”
“We all labour against our own cure, for death is the cure of all disease.”