“I always carry a pistol when I go [to the New York Public Library]. Never did trust those stone lions.”
“I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.”
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
“That's the way girls were--they always laughed. Because they were bitches.”
“Norman Bates will never die...”
“So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.”
“Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.”