“Thursday 18th June 07:37TO: [email protected], ow ow. Sunburn. Grass burn. Torn dress. Mud in hair. Hung-over. Feel like a slut.”
“Ow, Todd? Ow?”
“Ow. Ow. That hurt. Ack.. I'm dead.”
“Slut. I’m a dirty-The sound of a hand hitting flesh was simultaneous with the shocking sting on her bottom. “Ow!”“You don’t think those nasty thoughts about my sumisita, Kimberly.”
“Of course they do. It’s like an elaborate game of fetch—ow!”
“It hurts!" bellowed Ramirez drunkenly, flinging a last pair of bolts at a fleeing ghoul. "Ow! Ow, it hurts! It hurts to be this *good*!”