“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”

“A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.”

“Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.”

“There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. ”

“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”

“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”

“No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. ”