“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”
“I took a strong dislike to him right then to save time and effort later.”
“If I should ever have children I will tell them what religion they are so they can start learning about it at an early age. Twelve is very late to learn.Sincerely, Margaret Ann Simon”
“You were right. My whole crew. Gone. Arrested. Perfect. Shoot me now and save me the expense of a bullet later. (Tory)”
“I think that at a certain age, say fifteen or sixteen, poetry is like masturbation. But later in life good poets burn their early poetry, and bad poets publish it. Thankfully I gave up rather quickly.”
“Luckily, I's learned at an early age that self-preservation was the only way to survive with your soul intact.”