“There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. ”

“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”

“A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.”

“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”

“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”

“No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. ”

“To err is human, to purr is feline.”