“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”
“Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.”
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”
“No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one. ”
“To err is human, to purr is feline.”
“There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. ”