“Eat my heartChew it hardSwallow my soul, too”
“You do realize that you are a termite. You are eating through my soul.”
“my spirit is too ancient to understand the separation of soul & gender”
“Sir, usually I do preach for souls, but my orphans cannot eat souls. And if they could, it would take four souls the size of yours to make a square meal for just one orphan!”
“I wash my hair with strawberry jelly, because my favorite thing to eat for breakfast is lunch. It’s never too late to love someone, but sometimes it is too early.”
“Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner”