“A real True Believer would be horrified to ride bitch with a woman he doesn't know. Especially a white woman speaking English and carrying a gun.”
“Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.”
“When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.”
“To tell a woman not to talk too much was like telling Jesse James not to carry a gun, or a hen not to cackle.”
“True lovers may never know what love means. A man may love a woman out of his reach. She does not know he loves her, and he will never speak of it.”
“Did you know that if Barbie was a real woman with those proportions, she'd have to carry her kidneys in her purse?”