“When you're up to your ass in alligators, you forget about cleaning the swamp.”
“Most of the time you're ass deep in alligators.”
“You can be a mighty sailor, wrestling with an alligator. Romping through the swamp.”
“It's your chili dog. Clean it up.""It's your turn to clean.""The house. Not your trash, which you can walk your leatherfaced-ass unto the kitchen to throw away.”
“You know you're a Puritan when you feel that even the Bible needs to be cleaned up.”
“You have to forget about what other people say, when you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.”