“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
“I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.”
“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”
“Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.”
“They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.”
“What do you have?”“Wine. Weak cider. Water. Whiskey.”“A veritable plethora of ‘W’ drinks.”“If I ever have walrus piss, I will offer it as well.”