“IMITATION CITRUS FLAVORED DIETARY ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED CARBONATED BEVERAGE. That, I submit, is not a label; it is an incantation. Someday, it should be set to a suitable plainsong tune or Anglican chant.”

Robert Farrar Capon

Robert Farrar Capon - “IMITATION CITRUS FLAVORED DIETARY...” 1

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