“...the grass actually IS greener on the other side, but it's only because of the bodies buried there.”

“The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered.”

“The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.”

“The grass isn't always greener on the other side it's greener where you water it”

“Grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence ... it's just a different kind of grass.”

“It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.”

“The grass is always greener on the other side.”