“I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.”
“Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.”
“I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free! ”
“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”
“You do realize you just mixed Disney metaphors, right? Disney metaphors. Wow, Calla, now I'm just sad for you.”
“I'm a confused child.”