“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.”

“I cook better than a Stepford wife and Bobby Flay, COMBINED!”

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who don't cook out of and have NEVER cooked out of THE I HATE TO COOK BOOK, and the other kind...The I HATE TO COOK people consist mainly of those who find other things more interesting and less fattening, and so they do it as seldom as possible. Today there is an Annual Culinary Olympics, with hundreds of cooks from many countries ardently competing. But we who hate to cook have had our own Olympics for years, seeing who can get out of the kitchen the fastest and stay out the longest." - Peg Bracken”

“my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens”

“A Husband should always like his wife's cooking BEST."in Sarah's Gift”