“Thinking is not to agree or disagree. That's voting.”
“I couldn’t agree more. That doesn’t mean I agree. In fact, I completely disagree. And since I so thoroughly disagree, I couldn’t agree more.”
“I always say “I couldn’t agree more,” even if I wholeheartedly disagree, because whether I completely agree or completely disagree, I couldn’t agree more.”
“So each one of you agrees to disagree with whatever the other one agrees with, but if you both disagree with the same thing, aren't you really in agreement?”
“Can't we just agree to disagree on this point and move on?”
“To agree without understanding is inane. To disagree without understanding is impudent.”