“Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.”
“A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing.”
“God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.”
“The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.”
“His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.”
“Jason said, "Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe."What does the 'T' stand for?" 'The.”