“If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.”
“You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.”
“It's true what they say, you know: if you talk to God, you're religious; but if you hear from God, yor're schizophrenic.”
“Are you actually hoping my boobs are going to talk back to you? Do you think they'll tell you my name?”
“If one person tells you you're a horse , they are crazy. If three people tell you you're a horse, There's conspiracy afoot. If ten people tell you you're a horse,it's time to buy a saddle”
“Normally most religious people will talk 'at' you for GOD. But spiritual people will talk 'with' you about GOD.”