“If you want an interesting party sometime combine a few cocktails and a box of crayons.”
“I don't write books for people to be friends with the characters. If you want to find friends, go to a cocktail party.”
“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.”
“Life's just a cocktail party - on the street.”
“They aren't the brightest crayons in the box-Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)”
“Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the 'creative bug' is just a wee voice telling you, 'I'd like my crayons back, please.”