“The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.”
“The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. The grass is greenest where it is watered.”
“The greener grass is getting more water. Water the grass on your side of the fence and stop looking over at what's on the other side”
“If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.”
“Alone of all the races on earth, they seem to be free from the 'Grass is Greener on the other side of the fence' syndrome, and roundly proclaim that Australia is, in fact, the other side of that fence.”
“Grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence ... it's just a different kind of grass.”