“With soap, baptism is a good thing.”
“You smell good.""It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-""Naked. I know the drill.”
“And there are those who give with pain, and that pain is their baptism.”
“Having sex with your neighbour is not a good idea. Not under any circumstances, nothing good will come of it. It’s a cliché. It’s a soap opera. It’s a bad made for TV movie.”
“The rain on my chest is a baptism - I'm born again.”
“For awhile I taped soap operas and watched them at night when I thought I might be forgetting what it was like to be human. After a while I stopped, because from the examples I saw on those shows, forgetting humanity was a good thing.”