“I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special.”

“I just sat there. I just held Shelby's hand. There was no noise, no tremble, just peace. Oh god. I realize as a woman how lucky I am. I was there when that wonderful creature drifted into my life and I was there when she drifted out. It was the most precious moment of my life.”

“I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.”

“Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.”

“I would rather have 30 minutes of "wonderful" than a lifetime of nothing special.”

“smile, It increases your face value”

“The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize!”