“If a thing's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. (Lazarus Long)”

“Take big bites. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”

“If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. -- Lazarus Long.”

“Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”

“when faced with a problem you do not understand, do any part of it you do understand, then look at it again.”

“It's better to copulate than not.”

“I also think there are prices too high to pay to save the United States. Conscription is one of them. Conscription is slavery, and I don't think that any people or nation has a right to save itself at the price of slavery for anyone, no matter what name it is called. We have had the draft for twenty years now; I think this is shameful. If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say: Let the damned thing go down the drain!”