“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.”
“What's time to a pig”
“I never met a pig I didn't like. All pigs are intelligent, emotional, and sensitive souls. They all love company. They all crave contact and comfort. Pigs have a delightful sense of mischief; most of them seem to enjoy a good joke and appreciate music. And that is something you would certainly never suspect from your relationship with a pork chop.”
“A pig painted gold is still a pig.”