“Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”

“Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”

“All progress is made by a lazy person looking for an easier wayLazerous Long/Robert Heinlein”

“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.”

“I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting"...But that's not all people laugh at."Isn't it? Perhaps I don't grok all its fullness yet. But find me something that really makes you laugh sweetheart... a joke, or anything else- but something that gave you a a real belly laugh, not a smile. Then we'll see if there isn't a wrongness wasn't there." He thought. "I grok when apes learn to laugh, they'll be people.”

“If a thing's worth doing, it's worth overdoing. (Lazarus Long)”

“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!”