“It's better to wear seaweed socks than stick a melon in your brother's ear.”
“it's better than a stick in the eye”
“Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.”
“ Whether the melon falls on the knife or the knife falls on the melon, it's the melon that suffers." And so it would appear to me”
“You don't take music seriously if you wear your left ear bud in your right ear and your right ear bud in your left ear.”
“And you don't care that I'm your brother," he said. "I know how you felt about Jace, even when you thought he was your brother. You can't lie to me.""Jace is better than you.""No one's better than me.”