“Better to have one woman on your side than ten men.”
“It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones.”
“While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.”
“In nine cases out of ten a woman had better show more affection than she feels.”
“The only woman I have to be better than is the one I was yesterday...I have no competition.”
“Better be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.”