“I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army!--Mat Cauthon”
“You're not asking me to guess the mind of Matrim Cauthon, are you?" Elayne asked. "I'm convinced that Mat only acts simple so that people will let him get away with more.”
“Cauthon lives," Arganda said. "And that's bloody amazing, considering that someone blew up his command post, set fire to his tenet, killed a bunch of his damane, and chased off his wife. Cauthon crawled out of it somehow.""Ha!" Abell Cauthon said. "That's my boy.”
“I'm half Sicilian and half African. Both sides believe in retribution. The only pussy here is yours, Commander.”
“Your interest is in the bloody loam but what I'm after is the finished product.”
“It takes a hundred times more skill to make love than to command an army.”