“Women do not become exhausted they only exhaust others.”

“Women," Mat declared as he rode Pips down the dusty, little-used road, "are like mules." He frowned. "Wait. No. Goats. Women are like goats. Except every flaming one thinks she's a horse instead, and a prize racing mare to boot. Do you understand me, Talmanes?""Pure poetry, Mat," Talmanes said, tamping the tabac down into his pipe.”

“I grew up around strong women; weak men were pickled and salted. The women wouldn't waste time raising a weak boy.”

“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”

“One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills.”

“Most of those we call heroes only did what they had to do.”

“The Creator made women to please the eye, and to boggle the mind.”