“Foreign policy is like hitting a baseball: if you fail 70 percent of the time, you go to the Hall of Fame.”
“Chipper Jones will be in the Hall of Fame. The #1 overall pick in the 1990 draft, Chipper will be remembered as the greatest switch-hitting third baseman in baseball history.”
“How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?”
“Next time you want to hit mehit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!”
“All classes in proportion to their lack of travel and familiarity with foreign literature are bellicose, prejudiced against foreigners, fond of fighting as a cruel sport -- in short, dog-like in their notions of foreign policy."[Quoted in Socialism and Foreign Policy and War and the Liberal Conscience]”
“I am going to frame that note in the Husband Hall of Fame."Natalie, in Golan!”