“Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out.They're fucking with the wrong people.”

“The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers...”

“Most of the time I feel stupid, insensitive, mediocre, talentless and vulnerable—like I'm about to cry any second—and wrong. I've found that when that happens, it usually means I'm writing pretty well, pretty deeply, pretty rawly.”

“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.”

“Don't tell me it's going to fucking be okay! I am not okay with being that fucker's pinata!”

“So, I guess people figure it's not as hard to lose your mother when you never got along anyway. But they're wrong. They're dead wrong. It's always hard to lose your mother. Always. If you loved her, if you hated her. If she smothered you, if she ignored you. It doesn't matter. She's your mother. Your mother. That's just a very tough bond to break.”