“Okay, I'll move the lawn chairs. (Axel)”

“You think I've been around these fuckers long enough to get comfortable enough to SLEEP ten feet away from them? Not fucking likely. (Axel)”

“Okay, it's pretty obvious what we're doing here, people. If it's dead - fucking KILL IT”

“To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness.”

“In a world ruled by the dead, we are forced to finally start living.”

“Can't you just read the directions?”“I could if I wasn't fueled by testosterone and stupidity, but where's the fun in that?”

“But honestly... I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To me, that's scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh.”