“Just tell 'em you're gonna soak the fat boys and forget the rest of the tax stuff...Willie, make 'em cry, make 'em laugh, make 'em mad, even mad at you. Stir them up and they'll love it and come back for more, but, for heaven's sakes, don't try to improve their minds.”
“Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.”
“What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.”
“We are not here to pursue winning. We are here to build habits that always WINS!”
“You think just because we got stars up here we can wish on 'em and make everything better”