“And 'Oh man!' quo he, 'am I no a bonny fighter?”
“I am not a fighter, but I will fight for who I love”
“I met a man at a party. He said "I'm writing a novel" I said "Oh really? Neither am I.”
“I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.”
“Granma's name was Bonnie Bee. I knew that when I heard him late at night say, 'I kin ye, Bonnie Bee,' he was saying, 'I love ye,' for the feeling was in the words.”
“I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme coward.”