“He was in that humour when a man will cut off his nose to spite his face”
“More and more I feel like the boy who cut off his nose to spite his face.”
“Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in."You," I said knocking it off his face."Me!" He answered cheerfully.”
“You can't stamp on a man's corns when he's got his feet cut off.”
“No, no, no. I'm gonna rip his dick off and shove it up his nose and parade him though the streets naked and dickless then cut his head off.”
“Once, I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off.”