“Sir, with no intention to take offence, I deny your right to put words into my mouth.”
“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”
“To my thinking, offence has no possible place in genuine friendship. The one pained always forestalls offence by the realization of non-intention to wound on the part of the other.”
“Almost certainly I will not tell her my intentions this evening or tonight. I will put it off. Why? Because words are actions and they make things happen. Once they are out you cannot put them back.”
“You say my name like a lover, so soft, so sweet. I want to lick the word from your lips, sip the exhaled breath from your mouth. I want to possess you utterly. Right now. Right here.”
“you cloak your offence by ignorance, saying that you did not know my determination in this matter. it is a double offence to do ill and color it so.”