“The black hardrubber bathtub stopper at the Parker house.”
“How did you die?""We er....drowned in a bathtub.""All three of you?""It was a big bathtub.”
“When Obama was elected president, a prisoner said “one black man in the White House doesn’t make up for one million black men in the Big House.”
“When one door opens another one closes....so carry a lot of door stoppers!”
“I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death.”
“You is getting nosier than a parker.”