“Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams”

“Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?""Shut up, kid!”

“Well, kid," Aahz said, sweeping me with an appraising stare, "it looks like we're stuck with each other. The setup isn't ideal, but it's what we've got. Time to bite the bullet and play with the cards we're dealt. You do know what cards are, don't you?""Of course," I said, slightly wounded."Good.""What's a bullet?”

“One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.”

“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”

“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”