“One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.”

“Earthquakes were extremely uncommon in this area. A dragon and a unicorn playing tag wasn't.”

“There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon."- G. Gygax”

“Well, kid," Aahz said, sweeping me with an appraising stare, "it looks like we're stuck with each other. The setup isn't ideal, but it's what we've got. Time to bite the bullet and play with the cards we're dealt. You do know what cards are, don't you?""Of course," I said, slightly wounded."Good.""What's a bullet?”

“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."- Unofficial UN Motto”

“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”

“Went with one (Assassin) for a while... lovely lass, but she couldn't keep her mouth shut, even in bed. Sometimes I wonder if any profession really guards its secrets as closely as they claim.”