“Relax, Stranger. Things are not as they seem.”

“Relax, Skeeve! This'll be easy, Skeeve! Trust me, Skeeve!' Boy Aahz, when you miss a call you don't do it small, do you?""Shut up, kid!”

“I have also noted, over the course of our friendship, that his hearing is curiously erratic. He can hear a lizard-bird scratching itself half a mile away, but occasionally seems unable to hear the politest of requests no matter how loudly I shout them at him.”

“One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.”

“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”

“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”