“To Serve and Protect..."- Traditional Motto of Protection Rackets”

“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides."- Unofficial UN Motto”

“One of the worst ways of being aroused from sound sleep, is by the noise of a dragon and a unicorn playing tag.”

“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”

“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”

“When old friends get together, everything else fades to insignificance."- War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death”