“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”

“Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.”

“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”

“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. ”

“There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.”

“Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”

“I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.”