“I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.”

“Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected”

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”

“Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. ”

“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”

“Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.”

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”